With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 4

| Yorkshire, England, UK | Dating

(My boyfriend and I are still in school, but often joke that we are already married. We are discussing our love of bacon.)

Me: “Well, if you eat too much bacon you’ll start to look like bacon.”

Boyfriend: “But that would be awesome!”

Me: “What am I supposed to do with a piece of bacon for a husband?”

Boyfriend: “Love it! In sickness and in health, woman!”

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