With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 6

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(My partner and I are texting each other while I’m on my lunch break at work. He’s out buying shoes. We have a history of arguing over who loves who more.)

Me: “Love you.”

Partner: “I love you more.”

Me: “Pfft!”

Partner: “I just bought you shoes.”

Me: “Well, I buy you food, and cook, and sort of clean, and bacon and salami!”

Partner: “You win. I can’t beat bacon.”

Me: “Ha! Yay! I win! I love you more, I love you more!”

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