With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 7

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(I am at home on Skype with my boyfriend, who lives on the other side of the world.)

Boyfriend: “I woke up smelling Bacon today, and I still checked to see if you were around before I went and grabbed some. That’s true love.”

Me: “You. Are. Awesome.”

Boyfriend: “What, the loving bacon or the loving you more?”

Me: “Both. Equally.”

Boyfriend: “*offers to share his bacon with you forever*”

Me: “I’m so making our first meal when we are back together bacon. We can eat it naked in bed and snuggle.”

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