With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 8

| Fresno, CA, USA | Dating

(I am chatting online with my boyfriend after I had seem him, but only briefly, the night before.)

Boyfriend: “Good morning, my love.”

Me: “I almost miss you more today. It’s like getting to lick the bacon but not eat it. Sure, it tastes good but it’s just not satisfying and makes you want to take a bite even worse. So basically, I miss you like a fat kid on a diet misses bacon!”

Boyfriend: *grin* “I’m as awesome as bacon!”

Me: “Even more awesome than bacon!”

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