With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 9

| Marriage & Partners

Me: “I love you.”

Husband: “I love you more.”

Me: “…than?”

Husband: *thinks for a moment* “Bacon. Bacon, wrapped in bacon, and stuffed with bacon.”

Me: “What does it say about us that bacon is an acceptable unit of measure for love?”

Husband: “It says we’re awesome.”

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