With Great Bacon Comes Great Responsibility

| TX, USA | Marriage & Partners, Top

(I suffer from chronic pain that often leaves me sleepless. One night I cannot sleep, no matter how hard I try. My tossing and turning wakes my husband.)

Husband: “What’s wrong, honey?”

Me: “I’m hurting, and can’t sleep.”

Husband: *drowsily* “You should make some bacon.”

Me: *thinking I misheard* “I should what now?”

Husband: *fully asleep again* “Bacon. Mm. Never underestimate the power of bacon.”

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