Your Problems Are Getting Horn In The Tooth

| Boyfriend/Girlfriend

(I’m on the couch snuggled up with my boyfriend, when he gets a look of pain on his face concerned. I turn to look at him.)

Me: “Are you okay?”

Boyfriend: “I’m horny and my tooth hurts.”

Me: “First world problems…”

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