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    That Joke Fell Flat As A Pancake

    | Birmingham, AL, USA | Marriage & Partners

    (It’s night time. My husband and I are trying to figure out where we want to go for breakfast the next morning.)

    Me: “I really want pancakes, I think.”

    Husband: “Where do you want pancakes from?”

    Me: “Well, [Restaurant #1] is closer and they have chocolate chip pancakes, but [Restaurant #2] is better.”

    Husband: “A pancake’s a pancake, isn’t it?”

    Me: “No, [Restaurant #1] doesn’t always cook theirs all the way through. Sometimes they’re doughy in the middle.”

    Husband: “Sometimes YOU’RE doughy in the middle.”

    Me: *glares*

    Husband: “Oh, s***. I didn’t think that one through.”

    A Bad Time For Small Potatoes

    | Buffalo, NY, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed, talking about romantic places to make love.)

    Me: “Wouldn’t it be romantic to make love in a garden?”

    Boyfriend: “You mean with, like, potatoes and stuff?”

    Me: “No! Not a vegetable garden! The kind with flowers!”

    Boyfriend: “Oh… yeah, I guess that makes more sense.”

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    A New Scale Of Understanding Each Other

    | Houston, TX, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I just had dinner with his family at a BBQ restaurant, and we leave to take a walk in the park. We end up making out.)

    Me: *burps a little while we are making out* “Oh, I’m sorry. I guess the BBQ isn’t settling.”

    Boyfriend: “It’s okay. I give that one a three.”


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