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    Needs To Engage In A Better Way

    | IL, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are curled up in bed, and I’m upset because he leaves me in a few days to go back home and leave me stateside. We’ve been dating for seven years at this point and are talking about marriage before I break down.)

    Boyfriend: *consoling me* “Honey, I have a question.”

    Me: *sniffling* “What?”

    Boyfriend: “Do we have to do anything special to get married, because I really want to be your husband.”

    Me: *now giggling* “That’s how you’re going to propose?!”

    (For the follow-up, his way of asking my dad was ‘I’m going to marry her, okay?’ We have laughed about this and yes, I am engaged to him.)

    A Singular Fail

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    A Healthy Spiritual Relationship

    | NY, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend is trying to fix his mom’s car and is texting me on his progress.)

    Boyfriend: “I did it! I am a god among men.”

    Me: “Definitely.”

    Boyfriend: “I get that at parties all the time. People come up to me like, ‘God?’ And I’m like ‘Nah, sorry, but I get that a lot.'”

    Me: “That’s true. Like sometimes during sex I’ll be like ‘Oh, God!’ and then I’m like, oh, wait, it’s just [Boyfriend]. My bad.'”

    We Delivered

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    Not What Happens When Two Become One

    | FL, USA | Marriage & Partners

    (My husband and I are getting intimate and kissing passionately.)

    Me: *whisper* “Tell me what you want.”

    Husband: “I want… *kissing*… I want… *kissing* …I want…” *pause* “I really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig ahhh!”

    Me: *laughing hysterically* “Did you really just quote Spice Girls during foreplay?”

    Husband: “Yes. I realize I probably killed the mood, but it was too perfect to pass up!”

    Me: “You are so lucky that I love you!”


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