(My boyfriend sometimes calls me ‘cuppicake’ because of an adorable song we know from the internet. I have just made cupcakes.)

Me: “Do you want another cupcake?”

Boyfriend: “But my cuppicake is right here!” *hugs me*

Me: “And I made cupcakes earlier… I gave birth!”

Boyfriend: “And we have to eat them all.”

Us: *at the same time* “Like hamsters.”