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    Ain’t That A Kick In The Pants

    | Argentina | Dating, Top

    (I’m reading when I hear my boyfriend scream.)

    Me: “What happened?”

    Boyfriend: “I hit my forehead!”

    Me: “Aww, here’s a kiss. ”

    (I kiss him on the forehead.)

    Boyfriend: “You know, I also hit my crotch…”