Customer: “If I buy a popcorn, can I get a drink for $2?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry; everything is full price.”
Customer: “My man that I’m dating is such a cheapskate! He only gave me $5! He’s such an a**hole! *pause* “You need to find a rich one.”
Me: “Ha ha, yeah.”
Customer: *leans across the counter and lowers her voice* “A rich one…who’s good in bed.”
Customer: *as an afterthought* “I guess he should have a good heart, too.”
Also seen on: Not Always Right.