(My fiancé and I are sitting on the sofa in our living room hugging watching TV.)

Me: “I love you.”

Fiancé: “Nope!”

(I look at him confused.)

Me:“What do you mean, nope?”

Fiancé: “Wait, what did you say?”

Me: “I said, I love you.”

Fiancé: “Oh, I thought you asked if I’d farted.”

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