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  • This Future Time It Worked
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    God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool. – Victor Hugo

    Boy! What A Woman!

    | London, England, UK | Flirting/How We Met

    (I have a friend who acts like a tomboy. One day, as we are speaking with each other, we pass a boy who she has a huge crush on.)

    Boy: “Are you sure you’re a girl? Because you sure don’t act like one!”

    Friend: *seductive smirk* “I don’t know. Should I check? Or do you want to check for me?”

    This Future Time It Worked

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (This was a four years ago, when I am a high school freshman. I have never had a girlfriend, let alone asked someone out. I am walking to school when I decide to stop by the nearby gas station to pick up a snack. When I get in line, there’s a girl in front of me.)

    Girl: *drops bag of chips*

    Me: *picks it up for her*

    Girl: “Oh, thanks. Haha.”

    Me: “No problem. And if you ever need help again, you have my number.”

    Girl: “I don’t have your number, though?”

    Me: “Ah, my bad. I was thinking two minutes ahead.”

    (I got her number and we’ve been dating ever since. She’s still the only girlfriend I’ve ever had, but I’m not complaining.)

    Should Go On A Diet For That Coke Break

    | NC, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    Coworker: “Have you seen the new [Soda] guy! He is so hot!”

    Me: “Sure, go ahead and go to break.”

    (Moments later she comes back looking embarrassed.)

    Me: “What’s wrong with you?”

    Coworker: “Oh, my god! I did the dimmest thing. I was trying to act all sexy to the [Soda] guy but everything went wrong. I was standing next to the cupcake samples and was going to eat one I front of him all sexy and I missed my mouth and instead shoved it at my nose and all of this while saying hey to him!”

    Be Quiet Or There Will Be The Devil To Pay

    | Dubuque, IA, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (In sixth and seventh grade there is one boy who will not stop asking me out, even after I literally dump him after a week of dating him. While I appreciate the not-so-romantic gestures, they get annoying very quickly.)

    Boy: “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

    Me: “Shut up.”

    Boy: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because –”

    Me: “Are you implying that I’m Satan? Because I am.”

    (That shut him up quite nicely.)

    There Is No On Switch

    | San Diego, CA, USA | Flirting/How We Met, Theme Of The Month

    (I’m working at a diner as a waitress. I am waiting on an arrogant douchebag, which is business as usual. After fending off typical lame flirting he asks…)

    Him: “So… what time do you get off?”

    Me: “Sir, when it comes to me and you, neither of us will be getting off.”


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