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    Category: Flirting/How We Met

    God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool. – Victor Hugo

    The Girlfriend Strikes Back

    | Kona, HI, USA | Dating, Flirting/How We Met

    (I am on vacation in Hawai’i. My unrequited love interest, who is 15 hours ahead of me, has called me, mildly drunk, after over a year of being vague with his feelings for me.)

    Him: “I want to tell you something.”

    Me: “And I am listening.”

    Him: “You may need to listen carefully.”

    Me: “I will be careful while listening.”

    Him: “I’ve never said this to you before.”

    Me: “…okay.”

    Him: “If you tell anyone what I said, I’ll deny it till my last breath.”

    Me: I’ll keep it a secret

    Him: “I love you.”

    Me: “What?!”

    (I’d heard him but I couldn’t believe he was saying this.)

    Him: “I said I. Love. You.”

    Me: “I know.”

    Him: “Did you just pull a Star Wars on me?”

    Me: “…what?”

    Him: “You pulled a Star Wars on me!”

    Me: “But… it’s true! I did know you loved me!”

    Him: “I can’t believe you pulled a Star Wars on me!”

    Me: “But I love you, too.”

    Him: “You quoted Star Wars… can’t believe this.”

    Me: *indignant* “Well, why not? That’s a daft thing to say, why wouldn’t I quote Star Wars? I AM a fan, at least as much as you, but definitely much more, okay? OKAY?!”

    Him: “… right.”

    Me: “I love you, too, though.”

    Checking You Out In More Than One Way

    | USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (My mom sent me to the store to pick up a few things on the day of my high school graduation. I approach the cashier, who appears to be at least 30 years old. At this store, the cashiers tend to be really friendly.)

    Cashier: “Well, hello there, beautiful!”

    Me: “Hi, thanks.”

    Cashier: “How are you? Did you find everything? Can I help you find anything more?”

    Me: “I’m all set, thanks.”

    Cashier: “Wow. You’re really beautiful.”

    Me: *really off guard* “Uh… thanks.”

    Cashier: “What are you doing later today?”

    Me: “…graduating from high school.”

    Cashier: “Oh, cool, so you’re 18?”

    Me: “No, I’m only 17…”

    Cashier: “Oh. Call me in a year.”

    (I haven’t seen that cashier since then. I kind of wish that I had told the manager, but I was so weirded out that I just left as fast as I could.)

    Fountain Of Uncouth

    | TX, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (I am working at a fireworks stand. By Texas law, shoppers are not allowed to handle the fireworks before they purchase them, so a staff member is assigned to help customers at each area of the store. Currently, I am stationed near a type of fireworks called ‘fountains’. Because most customers are unfamiliar with fountains I call out to them as they pass. I am a sixteen-year-old girl.)

    Me: *to a middle-aged man* “Sir? Can I interest you in some fountains?”

    Customer: “Honey, the only fountain I’m interested in is the one you’re running through naked.”

    Boy! What A Woman!

    | London, England, UK | Flirting/How We Met

    (I have a friend who acts like a tomboy. One day, as we are speaking with each other, we pass a boy who she has a huge crush on.)

    Boy: “Are you sure you’re a girl? Because you sure don’t act like one!”

    Friend: *seductive smirk* “I don’t know. Should I check? Or do you want to check for me?”

    This Future Time It Worked

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (This was a four years ago, when I am a high school freshman. I have never had a girlfriend, let alone asked someone out. I am walking to school when I decide to stop by the nearby gas station to pick up a snack. When I get in line, there’s a girl in front of me.)

    Girl: *drops bag of chips*

    Me: *picks it up for her*

    Girl: “Oh, thanks. Haha.”

    Me: “No problem. And if you ever need help again, you have my number.”

    Girl: “I don’t have your number, though?”

    Me: “Ah, my bad. I was thinking two minutes ahead.”

    (I got her number and we’ve been dating ever since. She’s still the only girlfriend I’ve ever had, but I’m not complaining.)


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