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    Category: Flirting/How We Met

    God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool. – Victor Hugo

    Getting Biblical With You

    , | St. Louis, MO, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (I am the cashier. The first customer is a teenage girl, about 18 and 6’0″, who is wearing a leather jacket and skinny jeans, and basically has the “motorcycle babe look” to her. Customer #2 is a 5’2:” man who looks about 15, at the most. The third customer is a middle age man in a suit and tie.)

    Customer #1: “And I’ll take a chicken sandwich with a small concrete mix, please.”

    Customer #3: “Don’t eat like that or your man will be stuck with a fatty wife.”

    Customer #1: *turns to look at Customer #2* “Aww, gee, looks like I like guys and not girls now.”

    (It’s pretty obvious that they don’t know each other, but Customer #2 goes along with it.)

    Customer #2: “Wow, that thing that your mom did at the church really worked!!”

    Customer #3: “That is against the bible, you devil. How about I show you what a real good time is?”

    (Customer #1 has been slouching up until then, but then straightens her back to her full 6’0″.)

    Customer #1: “What would be in it for me?”

    (Customer #3 marches out muttering about the bible and how he gets plenty of women.)

    Wedding-Crash My Dreams

    | Sydney, NSW, Australia | Flirting/How We Met, Marriage & Partners

    (My husband and I have gone on what has become an annual camping trip with a cycling group. We mainly stick to ourselves but have struck up a friendship with a woman on our second trip whom I notice is very smiley and pays extra attention to my husband. On our third trip she hangs around us, pretty much like a bad smell. We have all walked together to the centre where the showers are. Husband goes to the male showers while she and I head to the female ones.)

    Friend: *a bit snottily* “You know, [Husband] is quite good looking. You really should marry him before someone else takes him from you.”

    Me: “We are married.”

    Friend: “What?! How long?” *looking crestfallen*

    Me: “Over a year now, about 18 months.”

    Friend: “But you aren’t wearing a ring.”

    Me: “Not wearing a ring doesn’t mean I’m any less married. I can’t wear it with my cycling gloves anyway, and it’s safer at home.”

    Friend: “But, but how is anyone to know you are married?”

    (Funnily she stopped hanging around so much and didn’t turn up the next year.)

    Said With The Breast Of Intentions

    | El Paso, TX, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (I work front desk at a hotel and frequently have men come and talk to me trying to make conversation. This night I am wearing a bright orange shirt.)

    Guest: “Wow I love that color on you… It really brings out your breasts.”

    Me: “…Thank you?”

    From Orange To Red Alert

    | Bristol, England, UK | Advice, Flirting/How We Met

    (My friend and I are arguing about which color I look best in. I’m wearing an orange shirt, which I say is my best, so I ask another friend, who is female.)

    Me: “Hey, would you go out with me if I wore…”

    Friend: “Yes! I thought you’d never ask!”

    Me: *to other friend* “…See, told y— Oh, s***.”

    Cracking Down On Bad First Dates

    | UT, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (I recently reconnect with an old high school friend. He asks me out on a date so we can catch up. I agree, and everything is going great. We live in a really religious community, so we are laughing about something our neighbors said.)

    Me: “Haha, yeah, they think you’re quite the rebel for having a beer.”

    Him: “They think that’s rebellious? They don’t even know about my crack habit!”

    (I laugh because I think he’s joking, but then I realize…)

    Me: “Seriously?”

    Him: “Yeah, I got offered some back when I was in college, and it was really great.”

    Me: “Haha… okay.”

    (Who tells someone about a crack habit on the first date?)

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