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    Dating Sheldon Cooper, Part 2

    | Ithaca, NY, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are talking one night.)

    Me: “I love you!”

    Boyfriend: “I love you, too!”

    Me: “How much?”

    Boyfriend: “The highest value a super computer can compute for a function with a vertical asymptote.”

    Me: “Erm. Thanks?”

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