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    Four Little Words

    | Rhode Island, USA | Golden Years, Top

    (I’m visiting with my grandparents. My grandpa is trying to open a bag of cookies, and accidentally rips it so they end up spilling all over the floor. Note that my grandmother doesn’t hear very well. )

    Grandpa: “SON OF A B****!”

    Grandma: *from the other room* “Charlie did you just call me?”

    Grandpa: “Um, yeah…I said I love you!”

    Grandma, to me: “Make sure you take notes from him. A girl loves to hear that from time to time!”

    Grandpa and me: *laughing hysterically*