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  • November Theme Of The Month: Crushes!

    In Brightest Wedding Day…

    | Alabama, USA | Proposals, Theme Of The Month, Top

    (I am working at the local comic book shop when I witness this scene.)

    Man: “Oh, look, they have free Green Lantern rings.”

    Woman: “They’re meant for children.”

    Man: “But, it’s so cool!” *suddenly turns and looks at his girlfriend seriously*

    Woman: “No.”

    Man: *gets down on one knee*

    Woman: “No.”

    Man: *holds out the ring*

    Woman: “Absolutely no.”

    Man: *opens his mouth to speak*

    Woman: “If you propose to me right here, right now, with that ring, I am moving back to my mom’s house.”

    Man: “Who, me? I’m just tying my shoe down here.”

    Woman: “Darn straight you are!”