(My boyfriend and I are watching TV, and he has his glasses on. He takes them off at commercial breaks to turn and kiss and talk to me.)

Boyfriend: “I’m getting a headache from taking my glasses on and off.”

Me: “Well, just leave them on. I don’t mind.”

Boyfriend: *in a sweet, loving tone* “But, I don’t want to have my glasses on when I look at you.”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “Crap! No, that’s not what I meant!”