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    No Fork In The Road For These Two

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Dating

    (My girlfriend and I are telling one another how much we love each other, and how good a match we are.)

    Girlfriend: “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.”

    Me: “You’re the peas in my pod.”

    Girlfriend: “You’re the mac to my cheese.”

    Me: “You’re the fork to my spoon.”

    Girlfriend: *excitedly* “We’ll get to have spork babies!”