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    Old Couples Become Divorced From Reality

    | Scotland, UK | Golden Years

    (I am talking to my grandfather.)

    Grandpa: “Aye, marriage is hard. There were many times I would have divorced your Grandma over the years.”

    (Granny walks in, and I feel awkward considering what my Grandpa has just said.)

    Grandma: “What are you two talking about?”

    (I start to think of a lie to tell her, when my Grandpa repeats what he said.)

    Grandma: “Pfft! I would have divorced you first!”

    Grandpa: “No, you wouldn’t.”

    (They proceed to argue about who would have divorced who first, despite the fact they’ve been happily married more than 40 years.)