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  • June's Theme Of The Month: Romance On Vacation!

    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, Lose A Life

    | Rochester, NY, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are cuddling on my bed. He is trying to figure out what is on my new nerdy T-shirt.)

    Boyfriend: *pointing at different pictures* “…and here’s a computer monitor, a keyboard, and a video game controller!”

    Me: “I have a video game controller on my boob?”

    (Boyfriend starts poking both my boobs.)

    Me: “I didn’t say I was a video game controller! It doesn’t work like that!”

    Boyfriend: “What do you mean it doesn’t work like that?!”

    (He moves my boob up and down.)

    Boyfriend: “Up, down, up, down, see?”

    2 AM Love


    June Theme Of The Month: Romance On Vacation!

    Announcements, Theme Of The Month
    Introducing June’s Theme Of The Month: Romance On Vacation!

    Entering is easy:

    1. Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: Romance On Vacation. Share a story about romance while on vacation!
    2. At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!

    Twilight Wins

    | ON, Canada | Flirting/How We Met

    (I am talking to my crush, who lives 20 hours away, over Skype. We start talking about Valentine’s Day.)

    Me: “I wish you could’ve been here for Valentine’s Day, then you could’ve been my date.”

    Crush: “Yeah, but for one day? The travel time is a little intense.”

    Me: “True. So, how did your Valentine’s Day go?”

    Crush: “Oh, you know, super sexy, as always!”

    Me: “Haha, I can guarantee it wasn’t as incredibly sexy as mine!”

    Crush: “Oh really? What did you do for Valentine’s Day?”

    Me: “I went to see a movie as bad as Twilight with my best girl friend, and then we took a bunch of pictures wearing manly mustaches!”

    Crush: “…Okay, yeah. You win.”

    We’re Like Cocoa And Marshmallows


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