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  • A Man Of Silence

    | MI, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are reading riddles I found online.)

    Me: “Okay. Say my name and I disappear. Who am I?” *note – the correct answer is ‘silence’*

    Boyfriend: “Um… I don’t want to say my answer, it’s not politically correct.”

    Me: “Well… what is it?”

    Boyfriend: “A man.”

    (We both died laughing. He’s a keeper!)

    Dating Zapp Brannigan

    | TX, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are kissing for the first time, and a random quote pops into my head. I start laughing too hard to kiss. He leans back far enough to look at me and lift a questioning eyebrow.)

    Me: “Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!”

    (He and I stared at each other for a moment before breaking into helpless laughter. It wasn’t long after that that he decided to keep me.)

    Pickup Lines With Strong Legs

    | Roswell, GA, USA | Flirting/How We Met

    (My friend has been trying to hit on this one waitress all night and failing miserably. He has a physical disability and requires crutches in order to walk. It’s not apparent since he’s sitting at a table.)

    Waitress: “Give me one good reason as to why I should go out with you.”

    Friend: *puts his crutches on the table* “Pity f***?”

    (He got her number!)

    If Music Be The Food Of Love, Part 3

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Dating, Engaged

    Me: *going through music just transferred from external hard drive onto a new laptop* “Apparently I also have the soundtrack for A Goofy Movie and Robin Hood, the Disney version.”

    Boyfriend: *starts biting on the collar of his t-shirt*

    Me: “What?”

    Boyfriend: *muffled* “This is just a random thought, I swear…”

    Me: “Okay, what?”

    Boyfriend: “Why have I not asked you to marry me yet?”

    Related:
    If Music Be The Food Of Love, Part 2
    If Music Be The Food Of Love, Then Game On

    The History Of America Gets Ever Richer

    | USA | Marriage & Partners

    (I am on the computer while my husband is watching ‘The Patriot.’ It is near the end of the movie when I finally look up from my computer screen.)

    Me: “Oh no!! Lucius Malfoy just shot Odo, and the Joker just stood there and watched!”

    Husband: *speechless*

    Me: “Love you.”


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