(My boyfriend and I are cuddling on my bed. He is trying to figure out what is on my new nerdy T-shirt.)
Boyfriend: *pointing at different pictures* “…and here’s a computer monitor, a keyboard, and a video game controller!”
Me: “I have a video game controller on my boob?”
(Boyfriend starts poking both my boobs.)
Me: “I didn’t say I was a video game controller! It doesn’t work like that!”
Boyfriend: “What do you mean it doesn’t work like that?!”
(He moves my boob up and down.)
Boyfriend: “Up, down, up, down, see?”
Introducing June’s Theme Of The Month: Romance On Vacation!
Entering is easy:
- Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: Romance On Vacation. Share a story about romance while on vacation!
- At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!
(I am talking to my crush, who lives 20 hours away, over Skype. We start talking about Valentine’s Day.)
Me: “I wish you could’ve been here for Valentine’s Day, then you could’ve been my date.”
Crush: “Yeah, but for one day? The travel time is a little intense.”
Me: “True. So, how did your Valentine’s Day go?”
Crush: “Oh, you know, super sexy, as always!”
Me: “Haha, I can guarantee it wasn’t as incredibly sexy as mine!”
Crush: “Oh really? What did you do for Valentine’s Day?”
Me: “I went to see a movie as bad as Twilight with my best girl friend, and then we took a bunch of pictures wearing manly mustaches!”
Crush: “…Okay, yeah. You win.”