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    Share Their Number One Priority

    | Sweden | Dating, Themed Giveaway

    (My boyfriend and I have recently moved in together. We are already pretty comfortable with each other; sometimes a little too much. We are cuddling on the couch after watching a movie.)

    Boyfriend: “What do you want to do now?”

    Me: “Oh, I know just what I want to do! I’m going to hug you and kiss you…” *I get in close to his ear* “… but first I’m gonna go pee!”

    Boyfriend: “Funny. Remember to splash some water on that thang!”

    Me: “Is that your way of saying you want to get laid tonight?”

    Boyfriend: “… Yes.”

    Me: “I love you.”

    With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 13

    | Las Vegas, NV, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are at a restaurant, discussing shows we want to see. I bring up a show I’ve wanted to see for a while.)

    Boyfriend: “Oh! We totally need to see that one. It has a great soundtrack. Oh, but my ex gave me that CD.”

    Me: “Then let’s make a different happy memory associated with that show instead.”

    Boyfriend: “Yeah! You’re right!”

    Me: “Uh-huh.”

    Boyfriend: “You are the bacon of my life!”

    Me: “The what?”

    Boyfriend: “You make everything better!”

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    From Double T’s To Double D’s

    | Montreal, QC, Canada | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are driving home. We frequently play a license plate game where we make up a phrase based on an acronym from the letters/numbers. I come across one that is TYT.)

    Me: “Totally Youtube!”

    Boyfriend: “Nah, it’s Toyota, with no vowels.”

    Me: “Technically, with the absence of other vowels, ‘Y’ is a vowel, Toyota with no vowels at all would just be ‘TT.’”

    Boyfriend: “TT’s! Can I call your boobs Toyota from now on?!”

    Me: “No, I’d be more of a Fiat or Mini Cooper – small but perky.”

    Boyfriend: “As long as I get to see them, I’m okay with that!”

    The Way To A Man’s Heart, Via The Nose

    | Sweden | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I are making food for a dinner where his family will be joining us. We accidentally spilled a bit of oil in the oven, and the smell is still there, even after we clean it out.)

    Boyfriend: *after stuffing his head on my neck* ‘You smell nice. Better than the oven.”

    Me: “I won’t really take that as a compliment, you know.”

    Boyfriend: “You smell better than flowers.”

    Me: “Not quite there yet.”

    Boyfriend: “You smell better than a freshly cooked meal!”

    Me: “From you, THAT I will take as a compliment!”

    Keep Sharing Sparing

    | WA, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend and I have just finished being intimate.)

    Boyfriend: “Thank you for letting me share my genetic material with you!”

    Me: “Are you trying to get me pregnant?”

    Boyfriend: “No, but I can still share my genetic material with you!”

    Me: “Okay then. Your genetic material is welcome to visit but if it decides to take up permanent residence here, I’m giving it an immediate eviction notice.”

    Boyfriend: “… God, you’re so hot right now!”


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