Putting The Relation Into Relationship, Part 3
(I’ve taken my boyfriend to a party, where he’ll be meeting a big group of my old college friends for the first time. While I’m gay, most of my buddies are straight, although I’ve been out to them for years.)
Friend: “So hey, I really like your boyfriend!”
Me: “Thanks!”
Friend: “At first I didn’t even know he was gay. And then I saw you guys holding hands, so I figured he was your brother.”
(I am speechless.)
Friend: “But then I realized…”
Me: “I need you to stop talking now.”



