(We are both sitting at our computers reading the latest updates on our feeds.)

Boyfriend: “Four of my feeds are about the man of steel!”

Me: “Who?”

Boyfriend: “Superman. His movie is called Man Of Steel.”

Me: “He is so not made of steel. He dies from standing too close to a rock.”

Boyfriend: “He is so the Man Of Steel! Kryptonite is from his home planet.”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. So, you mean he was sent to this planet to become the man known as being made of steel, just because he was allergic to a fracking rock on his own planet?!”

Boyfriend: “…You would give Sheldon Cooper a brain haemorrhage.”

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