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    Sickeningly Honest

    | Wildomar, CA, USA | Dating

    (I’ve been sick and sleeping most of the day for the last week. My girlfriend has been taking good care of me. She brings me some cold medicine.)

    Me: “Babe, you’re my hero!”

    Girlfriend: *deadpan* “I’m not a hero. I just want to get laid!”