(My fiancée has a tendency to get a little loopy when he’s sleepy. He’s been exhausted all day, and finally collapses into bed. I’m applying a little baby powder to myself, and decide to leave a handprint on the sheets over his rump.)
Fiancée: *very sleepily* “Did… did you just fwoof baby powder onto my rear?
Me: “Yep. Your butt seemed to need a baby powder hand print.”
Fiancée: “But… you kinda failed, because it’ll just come off.”
Me: “Yeah, and it doesn’t show well because our sheets are light colored. If they’d been dark blue or something, it’d look real nice.”
Fiancée: “Yeah… but then we’d have died ‘cause of our color scheme.”
Me: “…’then we’d have died ‘cause of our color scheme’? What the h*** does that mean?”
Fiancée: “Don’t question me! Accept my logic…” *snore*