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    Super Secret Life

    | MD, USA | Dating

    (I have just sent my bf a really cute post from Not Always Romantic.)

    Me: “This seriously sounds like something you would do.”

    Boyfriend: “…are we sure that WASN’T me? Cuz I’m kinda thinking it might have been…”

    Me: “Do you have another girlfriend I don’t know about?”

    Boyfriend: “From the sound of it I have another girlfriend that even I don’t know about…”

    Peppered With Love

    | TN, USA | Dating

    (My boyfriend is texting me while running errands after work.)

    Boyfriend: “I got you a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper.”

    Me: “That’s the most romantic thing you have ever said to me.”

    Boyfriend: “Really? More than ‘I love you’ or ‘I want to marry you?’”

    Me: “Yes. I’ll trade that for Dr. Pepper any day. I can’t drink your love.”

    Boyfriend: “I Dr. Pepper you.”

    Love Some Body

    | Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Dating

    (I’m texting my girlfriend while I’m having a bad and very busy day at work.)

    Me: “I’ve got a lot less pressure on me now. It turns out the customer whose order I’m working on died last night.”

    Girlfriend: “Hmmm, coincidence?”

    Me: “I’ve said too much.”

    Girlfriend: “I won’t tell.”

    Me: “That’s good to know.”

    Girlfriend: “I’d totally help you bury a dead body.”

    Me: “That’s even better to know!”

    Fighting Words

    | Kansas City, KS, USA | Engaged

    (My fiancé and I are competitive people and love challenging each other to new games. He suggested ‘words with friends’ recently. English is his second language. I’m an English major.)

    Fiancé: “What the f***! 50 points?!”

    Me: “You forfeited?”

    Fiancé: “All I had were ‘A’s.”

    Me: “Aw, that was a close game. New one?”

    Fiancé: “Yeah.”

    (We play.)

    Fiancé: “Over 100 points in two turns? What?!”

    Me: “I had a blank tile.”

    Fiancé: “Start over.”

    Me: “Okay.”

    (I play a complex word.)

    Fiancé: “What does that even MEAN?”

    Me: “It’s a parasitic creature.”

    Fiancé: “I’m done.”

    Me: “With words with friends, or…?”

    Fiancé: “Words.”

    Me: “In general?”

    (True to his word, he didn’t speak to me the rest of the day.)

    Jam Packed With Love

    | Australia | Dating

    (It is our two month anniversary, and we are discussing food since we can’t be together.)

    Me: “Do you like black jellybeans?”

    Boyfriend: “Yes!”

    Me: “ Cool, I’ll give them to you tomorrow.”

    Boyfriend: “Aw! I love you”

    Me: “I shall bribe your love with food.”

    Boyfriend: “Then I shall love you forever!”


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