Creeping Towards Romance

| Dating, Flirting, Theme Of The Month

(I am sitting in the cafeteria of our community college. A guy sits down next to me, and we hit it off immediately. He very quickly becomes my boyfriend. Later on, we discuss how we met.)

Boyfriend: “Well, honestly, I knew I wanted to talk to you the first day I saw you.”

Me: “The first day you saw me? You mean you waited a few days and just watched me? That’s totally creepy!”

Boyfriend: “It’s not like I’m a stalker!”

Me: “You were totally a stalker!”

Boyfriend: “No! Stalkers are gross, creepy guys who watch girls. I was a secret admirer.”

Me: “So, you’re saying that secret admirers are just attractive stalkers?”

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