Doing It Like Animals, Part 2

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(We are in bed, cracking up over silly things every time we try to get it on.)

Me: “Man, we really suck at this, like walruses.”

Boyfriend: “I love that we do it like this!”

Me: “What? Like walruses?”

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Doing It Like Animals

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