How You Know Your Relationship Is Baloney

| Ypsilanti, MI, USA | Dating

(My boyfriend and I are discussing plans for Valentine’s Day, and have just decided where to go.)

Me: “I do love the Olive Garden.”

Boyfriend: “Uh-oh, it sounds like I have some competition.”

Me: “Between you and Italian food? You’re doomed.”

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