Re-dress The Dress Situation

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(My girlfriend and I have just come back from a shopping trip where I bought her a revealing dress. I am in the kitchen fixing us drinks while she’s changing into said dress. I am opening a bottle of soda water when she walks in.)

Girlfriend: “Ta-da! What do you think?”

(Before I can answer, the bottle of soda water fizzes up and sprays everywhere.)

Me: *pause, then I burst out laughing* “My thoughts, exactly!”

Girlfriend: “Don’t. Say. A. Word.”

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