She’s Just Dialing It In

| Chandler, AZ, USA | Dating

(‘Payphone’ by ‘Maroon 5’ has just recently come out on the radio. I decide to be cute, and text my boyfriend some lyrics.)

Me: “I’m at a payphone, trying to phone home. All of my change, I spent on you!”

Boyfriend: “Why are you at a payphone? You just texted me on your cell phone.”

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