Totally, Like, Sectumsempra

| Vancouver, BC, Canada | Dating

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling. I’m holding on to him while he’s trying to get up to get to class, and I’m whining and not letting go.)

Me: “No!” *force cuddling*

Him: *poking me randomly* “SECTUMSEMPRA!”

Me: *jumps away* “What?” *laughs*

Him: *laughing too hard* “I just wanted you to let me go.”

(from NotAlwaysRight):
Totally, Like, Aguamenti
Totally, Like, Excruciatus

1 Thumbs

Similar Stories

Love Is On Paws Him: "I want to see that tattoo on your back again." Me: "Well, since I don't like wearing clothe...
Hissy Fit (My then-boyfriend is walking me to my car one night after work.) Me: “Thank you for walking me....
Too Lazy To Enlighten The Load (My boyfriend and I are leaving a restaurant with his parents.) Boyfriend: "Where are you off to ...
Better Than Being Dragged To A Cave (My boyfriend and I are at a hockey game. He hands me a misshapen shelled peanut.) Me: “Aw thank...