Upgraded From Girlfriend To Wife

| Marriage & Partners

(The Saturday of our wedding. I’m making the groom’s speech. I throw in an adlib.)

Me: “It’s traditional to praise your wife, and say how lovely she looks, however when I saw [Wife] at the altar I thought ‘bloody h***, they’ve sent the upgrade!'”

(This is followed by much laughter. The following Tuesday, my new wife turns to me, looking confused.)

Wife: “What do you mean ‘they sent the upgrade’?”

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