With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 10

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(I am cooking a Sunday Roast for Easter. The day previously, I asked my boyfriend to choose whatever joint he wanted from the butcher. He was quite excited about this, and came back with a large piece of gammon.)

Boyfriend: “I love you so much.”

Me: “I love you, too.”

(We kiss and cuddle and then my boyfriend pulls back to look at me lovingly. I anticipate some sweet compliment is coming.)

Boyfriend: *lovingly* “Gammon…”

Me: “You love me because I’m cooking you gammon?!”

Boyfriend: “No, I love you, and I love gammon; it’s a twofer!”

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