With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 3

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(While chatting on Skype, I am pondering out loud about how much I am going to spend on my bacon-obsessed boyfriend’s Easter Egg.)

Me: “Well, really, it depends on how much you are worth to me.”

Boyfriend: “How much am I worth?”

Me: *silence*

Boyfriend: “Well, I know how much you’d be worth to me! If you were captured by terrorists and they demanded bacon for your return, I’d do it!”

Me: “How much bacon?”

Boyfriend: *thinks* “1 kilo?”

Me: “1 kilo?! I am worth $9.50 of bacon to you?”

Boyfriend: “No! No! Wait! More than that!” *calculates* “On my current budget I could afford 30 kilos of bacon…a week!”

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